Paint That Staircase

Amy sent in this photo of ... Herself. Brave soul that she is, she even gave us some comments to work with.

Amy said "After looking at the section on platforms under ugly shoes, I knew I had to email. The attached picture is of me, I confess. From 2000. I really hate my wedding pictures. I hate the dress, my hair, my make-up and my ballooned weight. But the shoes are a crowning glory of tacky. I have always liked to feel taller and I still love clunky shoes, but I think in retrospect Steve Madden platforms were probably a poor choice of wedding attire. At least no one really saw them except the cheese-o-rific photographer who made me pose like this with my gross pantyhosed feet on display and anyone who's seen this pic since then (none unless he showed it to them). Enjoy!"

We decided to photoshop the picture to improve the look a little bit. Mainly, I removed the scuffs from that staircase. God, paint that thing will ya.